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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
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Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

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The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
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Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.

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The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
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Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

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The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past
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The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

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The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters
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The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.

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The Onion: Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias The Onion: Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias
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Critic claims The Weather Channel shamelessly overreports stories on hurricanes and weekend forecasts at the expense of other news.

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The Onion: Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever The Onion: Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever
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Experts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph.

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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
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The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.

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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is \ The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

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The Onion: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain The Onion: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain
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In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better job.

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The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
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Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.
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The Onion: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash The Onion: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
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Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.
More coverage at: http://www.onion.com

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The Onion: \ The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
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The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
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Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
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The onion Movie The onion Movie
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Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior.

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